Next Pointless Trend

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.

So i had this other post that i started writing that was going to be my “hey i’m back” post but i’m not officially back yet. i just wanted to share this. Last night, i was talking to my friend about SL while we were playing Minecraft (he doesn’t play SL). He said to me “Oh yeah, I read somewhere about it, it’s like Rated R Sims and the main goal of the game is to masturbate with everyone you meet. Some people call it ‘Sex Life’ instead of Second Life”. This made me laugh cause really, it’s SO true. i know people will disagree with me and you’re allowed to but really…Second Life has become so much about sex and just take a look at your flickr. If not yours, look at your contacts. i bet half (probably more) are “artistic” (i use that term VERY loosely) pictures of naked avatars or depicting sexual acts.  Then it made me wonder, why do SL designers work so hard when everyone just Right-Clicks > Detach. And it’s not like you even have to look good.
Girls: You have boobs (depending who you are, they may be the size of blimps). Guys will fuck you.
Guys: You will get laid even if you are looking all noob (it might be that the “girls” encouraging you to jerk it are really men, but who cares? It’s just a means to an end. You still get to call out their fake name and make a mess all over yourself).

i was gonna go on SL and take a photo for this but…i just don’t feel like it. Plus, the guys are yelling at me to get back into the game so i’m going to jump back into xbox land and leave you with an old picture done by Bouncer Criss, edited by me (and probably one of my favourite SL photos of all time).

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